Bathroom Etiquette

 I have gone back and forth trying to decide whether to 'post' or 'not to post' this blog thought....obviously the 'post' won the battle. I figure if no one ever shares then nothing will ever be done to correct it. Sooo here are a few of my pet peeves with public restrooms.

• Do NOT leave the seat up in co-ed bathrooms. Most should avoid touching the seat anyway but in case of a muscle spasm or slip...I prefer to land on the seat and not in a bowl of germ-infested waters. Thanks.
• In a restroom, trash cans beside the doors are a must. Then when paper towels are used to avoid pee-infested knobs and chunked across the room aiming for the bin....one doesn't have to feel bad when they miss. Then one must stand at the door awkwardly trying to decide whether to go pick the paper towel up again and start the process all over OR simply walk away. For indecisive people this isn't a cool place to be.  
• You might enjoy reading yourself some newspaper while doing the duty.....but leaving it behind in the stall for someone else later?? Really? No. Trash that sucker on the way out the door. Your hands are all sorts of sick-nasty. 
• Grunting and relieving yourself of enough ethanol to power the next space shuttle is unnecessary.